PhoneBoy Says

Horray for your one-eyed trouser snake!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas

It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Funny there's no "science" on my Monopoly board. How can you have a monopoly on it?

Many people think reason is overrated.

Ok so I thought I'd get to 10k posts in a week. It's more like a month or more. Le sigh.

But like I said on Facebook: if you're easily butthurt, save us both some trouble and don't follow me.

There are easily butthurt people everywhere.