Maybe I'll be awake before Thing 1 and 2 get up.

2013-05-24T12:52:21Z

Friday. Happy optional.

2013-05-24T12:50:06Z

Acquiring coffee

2013-05-24T12:42:19Z

Fembot in a Wet at-Tshirt

2013-05-24T12:42:07Z

Ok folks think I'm well past bedtime.

2013-05-24T07:07:58Z

Installing Adobe Flash. How quaint.

2013-05-24T06:28:41Z

Earthquake in California, Earthquake off the coast of Russia. Must be dueling HAARP arrays. #noagenda

2013-05-24T06:26:33Z

More photos are taken with the iPhone than any other camera because it's the camera that's always with you and it doesn't suck.

2013-05-24T06:24:27Z

Can't decide if my brain is functionally obsolete or structurally unsound.

2013-05-24T06:18:24Z

Seriously all ADN clients need thread muting like Felix has.

2013-05-24T06:10:59Z