Morgan Freeman, aka Easy Reader for President

Why are we repeating rumors on iOS 7? We're going to have facts in two weeks or so.

Y'all aren't chatty enough this morning :)

Maybe I should trade in my iPad 2 and get a mini.

Challenger. I remember the jokes in school. NASA = Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Clearly I didn't scroll back far enough in my ADN timeline this morning.

Surely if I actually saw the Verizon bill for my work phone, someone would be getting hurt.

I still want summer back.

AT&T invents a new bullshit fee to bring in more money. Because, you know, they don't make enough as it is.