I go away for a couple weeks and Thing 2 is rocking AC/DC. ??

I'd love to put a few drug company executives out of work. ?

how about they quit prescribing the drugs these kids were likely taking? Oh wait, they sponsor the newscasts, so no one will even dare ask the question.

it's pretty much a rule that anytime my wife goes to the restroom the doorbell rings.

$25? Seriously? ?

Breeding has been going on since civilization began. And yes, I know that's different.

I'm sure the serving size was conveniently chosen to be under half a gram of sugar. ?

At least they labeled it as being genetically engineered. Sure a lot more stuff in the food supply is as well (without the label).

No carbs, yet the second ingredient is sugar. ?

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Pretty sure I would be stress eating right now if I didn't gain 8 pounds over the last two weeks on the road. ?