@kdfrawg I have a deranged metabolism. What can I say? :P

@kdfrawg that is very likely

@kdfrawg too bad noodles are so full of carbs ?

it’s not very inclusionary ?

Telegra.ph is one such service

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If it were perma-erect, it would be hard to put in your pants ?

So you would wear the prosthetic all the time? Have to say, that didn't occur to me.

For those of you curious what I thought of that tiny Android phone I got for review, here you go: https://phoneboy.com/2017/11/25/unihertz-jelly-pro-review/