PhoneBoy Says

This is really weird, I just realized since early June, I've only been on ONE shiny metal tube trip. Will get back to my normal cadence next week.

So the doctor's office called and said "you're on the right track." They still haven't released the blood test results to MyChart. ?

@matigo he did, the dumbass.

@matigo I was a Mac guy for a long time until I ended up buying a 486 maybe… in 1995.

@matigo it's a big syringe. Of course it's versatile.

// @peemee

I suppose Thing 1 had to learn how to jumpstart a car sooner or later.

@matigo Trying to remember if I ever had a 386 or not.

@matigo the first problem is: using a browser that still supports ActiveX.

@c <insert nonsensical offensive> HAHAHAHAHA I can't do it with a straight face.

// @matigo @thedan84

@c <insert rant from Twitter about not getting my pronoun right being a microagression here>

// @matigo @thedan84