It's hard to pick just one ADN client to use.

2013-08-03T01:30:18Z

Seattle banning use of "citizen" and "brown bag," favoring "shitizen" and "shit bag." http://rxg.butt.org

2013-08-03T00:34:12Z

Hey Starbucks, way to email me about my free drink AFTER I redeemed it.

2013-08-02T23:58:21Z

Nice to see Orbit launch, but Filez does so much more.

2013-08-02T21:42:02Z

When writing to executives, briefer is better.
I guess all the time I've spent on Twitter is good for something.

2013-08-02T21:29:16Z

Seriously women, we love you without makeup.

2013-08-02T19:38:36Z

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 228: Constructive Critism http://phoneboy.com/5524/phoneboy-speaks-ep-228-constructive-critism

2013-08-02T14:24:31Z

Goodnight moon

2013-08-02T06:57:18Z

Of course now that I think about it, maybe that misspelling of America was intentional.

2013-08-02T04:37:58Z

AMERCIA!!!!!

2013-08-02T04:37:26Z