I just assume I'm wrong. Makes me shocked when I'm right.

2013-06-12T03:10:27Z

I was born a white male. I'm sorry, please don't hold it against me.

2013-06-12T03:09:15Z

Being a white male automatically makes me a racist, sexist pig in some people's eyes.

2013-06-12T03:03:49Z

Seriously don't understand jailbreaking iOS. Especially now that Samsung makes decent hardware.

2013-06-12T02:08:39Z

My wife sent me to a school event by myself tonight. Let's see how much I embarrass myself without knowing it.

2013-06-12T02:03:02Z

Sometimes you just need to reboot the phone.

2013-06-12T01:53:16Z

I suck at photoshop. The Internet says so.

2013-06-12T01:26:06Z

Anytime Facebook, Google, and Microsoft agree on anything, you should be worried.

2013-06-11T23:04:43Z

You know what iOS 7 tells me about the next iPhone? That it will look like a Samsung Galaxy S4.

2013-06-11T22:58:26Z

Wow I'm in a pissy mood right now.

2013-06-11T20:39:06Z