PhoneBoy Says

I was a call screener on a radio show about the Internet in 1996. The host forgot my name and called me Phone Boy. I said, "not living this name down so I better embrace it."

Whoever described the 7 minute workout as thoroughly unpleasant wasn't kidding.

Nobody is listening to your phone calls right now. They are, however, recording it so they can listen to it later.

Post 8888 will hopefully really lucky. But it's a little ways off.

Where information cannot be found, disinformation will be spread instead.

Barely upright. Function is a ways out, I'm afraid.

From SoundCloud: Fun With Password Security http://bit.ly/15QHaOa

My only hope is they exceed the budget for my capture so they'll let me go.

For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized.

I am not properly sedated.