Why does it matter that you got something done if two more tasks replace the one you got done?

Getting things done is a lie.

Why do I still use Carrot? It's not like it helps me get anything done. It just gets angry with me.

Why does such a beautiful emotion make so many people feel so bad?

I don't feel properly sedated. I need something stronger.

We all have assholes. Unfortunately, some people get their personality from it.

If you love Android so much, why don't you marry it?

Thinking of podcast topics tonight.

Cat is purring on me. All is right with the world for the moment.

When you focus on being right, you're what's wrong.