I only played the original Civilization. I never played any of the sequels for fear of falling down a deep dark hole never to return.

Red book prediction: every major US mobile operator will remove handset subsidies in 2 years.

Had Ubuntu gotten good enough to use or has enough stuff moved to the cloud that the OS we use doesn't matter anymore?

Windows XP: the XP stands for Xtra Patches

Windows 2000: because 2000 patches were required to make it usable.

Windows ME--The ME stood for Mostly Excrement.

Windows 95 was not for the year 1995, but for the proof of alcohol you needed to consume in order to use it.

Windows NT. The NT stood for "not today"

The agreement is a lie

The user stream is a lie.