Looking forward to seeing The Smith Bros sack Tom Brady. #49ers #BeatThePatriots

2012-12-16T23:11:47Z

Social networking is driven by two things: shameless self-promotion and porn. Always has been, always will.

2012-12-16T18:23:46Z

Buffer lets me post to Twitter, Facebook, and ADN. While I'm sleeping. Try it! http://buff.ly/QlTE6Q

2012-12-16T14:06:53Z

A holiday message I can get behind http://d.pr/i/xDQL

2012-12-16T06:37:20Z

In case you were wondering, being stuck in traffic with a car full of rowdy kids is not a winning formula.

2012-12-16T05:34:00Z

If I wanted ill-informed opinions, I'd turn on the news.

2012-12-16T03:36:51Z

Skype is now set up on my son's computer. This will surely lead to serious injury.

2012-12-16T01:34:53Z

Both my kids have paid for Minecraft now, or as I call it, MineCrack.

2012-12-15T23:22:44Z

Twitter, lo tech style. http://buff.ly/TU63RB

2012-12-15T23:11:49Z

Dear random nutjob: if you feel the need to kill a bunch of people, kill yourself instead. The rest of us want to live.

2012-12-15T18:23:47Z