A holiday message I can get behind http://d.pr/i/xDQL

2012-12-16T06:37:20Z

In case you were wondering, being stuck in traffic with a car full of rowdy kids is not a winning formula.

2012-12-16T05:34:00Z

If I wanted ill-informed opinions, I'd turn on the news.

2012-12-16T03:36:51Z

Skype is now set up on my son's computer. This will surely lead to serious injury.

2012-12-16T01:34:53Z

Both my kids have paid for Minecraft now, or as I call it, MineCrack.

2012-12-15T23:22:44Z

Twitter, lo tech style. http://buff.ly/TU63RB

2012-12-15T23:11:49Z

Dear random nutjob: if you feel the need to kill a bunch of people, kill yourself instead. The rest of us want to live.

2012-12-15T18:23:47Z

Once again, if you want to change my mind, give me facts. Don't call me names.

2012-12-15T14:06:46Z

The more I listen to Twitter developers on podcasts, the more I think Twitter is fucking them over.

2012-12-15T06:10:47Z

Happy, um, that! http://buff.ly/12pY6cj

2012-12-15T03:36:44Z