The weatherman said it was going to be 999C today. The wankers were wrong. Again.

2012-12-21T18:23:02Z

PhoneBoy Speaks About: Why am I Doing This? http://bit.ly/UVPNzF

2012-12-21T18:20:31Z

Morning ADN peeps, how is your Friday?

2012-12-21T16:19:25Z

Well, if the Mayans were right, it was nice knowing y'all.

2012-12-21T06:10:04Z

I've tried to post a video four times on Facebook using the iOS app. It crashed every time. What a pile of shit app it is.

2012-12-21T04:03:02Z

Still don't regret deleting my Instagram account. Even if they did roll back the Terms of Service.

2012-12-21T03:36:04Z

I'm at school twice in one day. Shoot me now. Oh, wait, not REALLY!

2012-12-21T03:02:12Z

They released the Star Trek: TNG pinball machine on Pinball Arcade! You have no idea how awesome that is. Or how much money I've given Farsight Studios in IAPs. #teamappdiction

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/pinball-arcade/id455826958

2012-12-21T01:04:04Z

First gen Kindle Fire has Android 4.1.2 on it now. And something resembling parental controls. Maybe the kids can use this device now.

2012-12-21T00:26:50Z

PhoneBoy Speaks About: Instagram and The Product http://bit.ly/UaKPRS

2012-12-20T13:50:35Z