You know what I want? TV coverage of the NFL games with the radio announcers. Fuck the network morons.

Checking out #hAppy. No repost with comment or ability to post photos cramps my style.

I can't decide what was worse: me wrapping presents or having my kids try and do it.

And by the way: I did get to the end of the new Karateka on iOS. Only took a couple of tries but I need to do it again so I can win with the True Love instead of with the Brute.

Morning ADNers. How are you this fine day?

The weatherman said it was going to be 999C today. The wankers were wrong. Again.

PhoneBoy Speaks About: Why am I Doing This? http://bit.ly/UVPNzF

Morning ADN peeps, how is your Friday?

Well, if the Mayans were right, it was nice knowing y'all.

I've tried to post a video four times on Facebook using the iOS app. It crashed every time. What a pile of shit app it is.