Social networking is driven by two things: shameless self-promotion and porn. Always has been, always will.

Buffer lets me post to Twitter, Facebook, and ADN. While I'm sleeping. Try it! http://buff.ly/QlTE6Q

A holiday message I can get behind http://d.pr/i/xDQL

In case you were wondering, being stuck in traffic with a car full of rowdy kids is not a winning formula.

If I wanted ill-informed opinions, I'd turn on the news.

Skype is now set up on my son's computer. This will surely lead to serious injury.

Both my kids have paid for Minecraft now, or as I call it, MineCrack.

Dear random nutjob: if you feel the need to kill a bunch of people, kill yourself instead. The rest of us want to live.

Once again, if you want to change my mind, give me facts. Don't call me names.