Take your silver spoon and dig your grave. #nowplaying
Between the various changes in deductions at the start of the year, I was expecting my paycheck to go down somewhat. Instead, it went up a few bucks. 👍🏻
A year ago, on January 6th no less, I committed an insurrection on my life and took control for the first time in 25 years. A year later, I’m still cleaning up from it all (legally speaking) and I’m happier than I’ve ever been.
Ex's lawyer to mine: "Unless your client intends to amend the tax return for 2021 at a later date, I propose the paragraph just be deleted."
She knows it's not enforceable anyway, especially when the truth of the situation comes out (and it will).
When I was 16, a guy I was having lunch with literally died right in front of me. I felt like that’s what I saw last night on TV while watching the Bills Bengals game and Damar Hamlin collapses on the field [nfl.com].
It's only taken me almost a year, but I finally submitted a change of address form with the USPS.
It looks like I'll still be officially married at the end of 2022 as my ex-wife's lawyer is unavailable until after New Years. My shocked face: 🙄
I can say this: the difference between a 6.1” iPhone and a 6.7” iPhone aren’t that significant. They’re both fairly different from the iPhone SE, though…