PhoneBoy Says

@matigo My body is perpetually confused about what time it is.

@hazardwarning I don't have a sleep tracker. I know why my sleep is fucked. Can't stay in one timezone ?

We've got Timmy's. First time I've had it black. Definitely better with cream.

@hazardwarning what app?

@hazardwarning worst part is I'm three hours ahead of my normal timezone. And I've got a couple hours before my flight. ?

You know you're in the airport early when Timmy's isn't even own yet. ?

@matigo I'm smart enough to let other people drive ?

Wheels down YYZ. Candanavia. Great White North. ?

I see "Swedish Fish, a fat free food" and think: "mmmm, diabeetus!"

@matigo Icy roads are apparently a thing there right now (according to boots on the ground reports)