PhoneBoy Says

@matigo most people with Android devices don't look at things at that level. They just think "this thing is slow as shit" and don't understand why.

@kdfrawg that plus 25 more days through the Christmas season.

It's been 20 years since I've programmed anything in Java, yet I'm trying to help my son with his Computer Science homework…in Java. ?

@kdfrawg trying to anyway :)

@kdfrawg I have a deranged metabolism. What can I say? :P

@kdfrawg that is very likely

@kdfrawg too bad noodles are so full of carbs ?

@tomas it’s not very inclusionary ?

@matigo Telegra.ph is one such service

/@tomas

@tomas If it were perma-erect, it would be hard to put in your pants ?