@variablepulserate you mean canola oil? Because it's insanely cheap.
The day after I tell my lawyer to draft a motion to bring this in front of a judge, the respondent's attorney coughs up revised QDRO orders to be signed. Wait, let me find my shocked face: 🙄
It's been more than two months and my ex has, with no explanation, refused to sign the QDRO orders needed to give her the agreed-upon share of my retirement accounts. Meanwhile, my divorce attorney is back on the clock…
@variablepulserate sounds pretty typical for a summer evening in the Southern US, though.
You can have the rest of everything I own
Cause I have found me a home
#nowplaying
@coopey I would have sent them a picture of my middle finger. :P
// @variablepulserate
If I gave you everything that I owned
And asked for nothing in return
Would you do the same for me as I would for you?
Or take me for a ride
And strip me of everything, including my pride
But spirit is something that no one destroys
#nowplaying
Your problem's cured with a dollar bill
And if it won't I know a flea collar will
#nowplaying
