PhoneBoy Says

@streakmachine I did appreciate the iTunes gift card someone accidentally sent to my email address, though. ??

I've had phoneboy AT Gmail DOT com since 2004 and yet others seem to think it's theirs. ?

@variablepulserate Helicopters don't fly far enough.
// @matigo

@matigo And it would be easier to fund home improvement projects, of which I have quite a few in the queue. ?
// @variablepulserate

Mission accomplished.

Doing my civic duty: voting.

@matigo if I had a million dollars, I'd pay off my mortgage. And probably wouldn't buy a car. ?

/@variablepulserate

With Mimi, there is no such thing as a lap, only the chest.

What is it about a can of sardines that makes it so incredibly satiating?

@jextxadore dropping 45kg does that.