Wheels down JFK. 'Murcia. Fuck yeah.

Ass in seat, finally. Boarding process was an unmitigated disaster. Could barely hear the gate agent announcements.

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Plane's here but system issues in Milan are keeping us grounded. Had to rebook my connecting Delta flight. ?

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Wheels down MXP

@kdfrawg now we'll see if my expense reports still detour to the business analysts before they hit my new manager.

I'm actually very polite to the TSA guys. They don't like doing it any more than I like receiving it. No need to give them a reason to put those rubber gloves somewhere the sun doesn't shine. ?

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You know the job change is finally official when it it shows in the company directory.

The Alitalia lounge in JFK is nothing to write home about. At least it's relatively quiet.

The TSA PreCheck lane wasn't operating, which meant I opted out. When they patted me down in public, I apparently set off the machine so they had to do it AGAIN in private.

My backpack was also interesting. They fondled my stuff. In more ways than one. ?

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