@tomas it was Economy Comfort+ which is reasonable.
// @kdfrawg
Apparently TSA had a surplus of free massages, gave it to me twice and my baggage once. ?
After a couple hours in the Delta SkyClub, I'm on a 757 to JFK en route to MXP. Might as well get comfy.

I think I've finally come to an understanding with the guy auditing my expense reports. Hopefully with a little extra documentation on hotels, he'll stop asking questions.